Holiday Party Eggnog Threat

YOU'RE A FUCKING UGLY BITCH. I WANT TO STAB YOU TO DEATH, AND THEN PLAY AROUND WITH YOUR BLOOD. >holiday party for GF’s work >cash bar >walk up and order a nig nog >”a what?” >”a nig nog. You know, hennesy and eggnog.” My uncle lied to me, it’s not something you can order anywhere

Patrick Bateman delivers a violent threat while a 4chan-style post describes an embarrassing attempt to order a made-up “nig nog” cocktail at a girlfriend’s holiday work party. The joke comes from the bait-and-switch between the sinister American Psycho quote and the uncle’s ridiculous lie about eggnog and Hennessy, making it a reaction to awkward social situations or discovering that someone misled you. EN: Patrick Bateman delivers a violent threat while a 4chan-style post describes an embarrassing attempt to order a made-up “nig nog” cocktail at a girlfriend’s holiday work party. The joke comes from the bait-and-switch between the sinister American Psycho quote and the uncle’s ridiculous lie about eggnog and Hennessy, making it a reaction to awkward social situations or discovering that someone misled you.

• @eternalclassic / 43523 2023-12-18