The Eastern Outpost Survivor

My liege, the eastern outpost is under a certain type of duress. I cannot specify its exact nature, as it was dark outside. All I can say is that I was the sole survivor, on account of my exceptional swiftness: I sprinted the whole way here.

A black-and-white cat wearing a red cape stands on a floor, presenting itself as a dramatic survivor who has escaped from danger at the eastern outpost. The joke is the absurdly formal medieval narration contrasted with the unimpressive image of a small costumed cat, making it useful as a humorous reaction to fleeing a situation. EN: A black-and-white cat wearing a red cape stands on a floor, presenting itself as a dramatic survivor who has escaped from danger at the eastern outpost. The joke is the absurdly formal medieval narration contrasted with the unimpressive image of a small costumed cat, making it useful as a humorous reaction to fleeing a situation.

• @eternalclassic / 43464 2023-12-17