Hi Matthew, You Talk Too Much

Hi "Hi"? That's it? I don't generally respond to anyone who doesn't at least write a few sentences to grab my attention or make me laugh. I don't got that kinda time, ya feel me? So I clicked on your profile fully prepared to talk some shit. And then I noticed 2 things. 1) you're a Scorpio too. 2) you have a cat. And then holy shit as I scrolled back up I noticed you have the whole trifecta thing going for you. 6'4" is my jam. And you're 6'5". So Hi Matthew. No thanks you talk too much

A woman sends a long, overly enthusiastic message after receiving only “Hi,” explaining that the recipient is a Scorpio, has a cat, and is tall. He immediately rejects her because she talks too much, creating a joke about an ironic mismatch between her verbose message and his preference for brevity.

• @eternalclassic / 43212 2023-12-12