Impressed by Excessive Gooning

The trailer has only been out a day and a half. By that math, you've gooned 20 times in 36 hours. That averages out to 1.2 times per hour. If we take away 12 hours for sleep, leaving 24 hours, that means you goon approximately two times every hour or at least once every thirty minutes (assuming you don't goon in your sleep). On one hand, you have a problem. On the other hand, I'm impressed.

A screenshot of an anonymous imageboard post calculates how often someone masturbated after a trailer was released. The punchline is the absurdly high frequency: the poster acknowledges it is a problem but is still impressed by the dedication. It is used as a reaction to jokingly praise excessive obsession or a ridiculous accomplishment. EN: A screenshot of an anonymous imageboard post calculates how often someone masturbated after a trailer was released. The punchline is the absurdly high frequency: the poster acknowledges it is a problem but is still impressed by the dedication. It is used as a reaction to jokingly praise excessive obsession or a ridiculous accomplishment.

• @eternalclassic / 43070 2023-12-09