Create Hemorrhoid Wizard

Text on the meme

CREATE HEMORRHOID

What it means

A bearded fantasy wizard in a pointed hat raises his hand and staff amid blue magical energy and crystals. The absurd command “CREATE HEMORRHOID” parodies dramatic fantasy spellcasting and is used as a surreal, crude reaction meme.

Who

Gandalf (The Lord of the Rings)

Objects

wizard / волшебник pointed hat / остроконечная шляпа long white beard / длинная белая борода staff / посох blue magic energy / синяя магическая энергия black robe / чёрная мантия belt / пояс metal buckle / металлическая пряжка crystals / кристаллы dark cave / тёмная пещера smoke / дым raised hand / поднятая рука