You Will Never Be a Real Alien
"You will never be a real alien. You have no blonde hair, you have no A10s, you have no vril. You are a gray goblin twisted by Hollywood and NASA into a crude mockery of Universe's perfection."
A split image contrasts a handsome blonde humanoid alien illustration with a small gray, mummified-looking figure lying on white bedding. The joke parodies elitist alien lore by treating the unattractive gray figure as an inferior fake created by Hollywood and NASA, making it useful as an absurd reaction to feeling like an imperfect imitation. EN: A split image contrasts a handsome blonde humanoid alien illustration with a small gray, mummified-looking figure lying on white bedding. The joke parodies elitist alien lore by treating the unattractive gray figure as an inferior fake created by Hollywood and NASA, making it useful as an absurd reaction to feeling like an imperfect imitation.
blonde humanoid alien / светловолосый гуманоидный инопланетянинgray mummified figure / серая мумифицированная фигураspace background / космический фонblue futuristic suit / синий футуристический костюмraised hand / поднятая рукаstar emblem / эмблема звездыwhite bedding / белое постельное бельёsplit-panel image / изображение из двух панелейblack caption bar / чёрная полоса с подписьюlong blonde hair / длинные светлые волосыNASA reference / упоминание NASAalien illustration / иллюстрация инопланетянина
- @eternalclassic / 42775 2023-12-03
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×547 · 106.9 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, satirical
- Language
- en
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