Mary Jane Rejects Peter's Problems

>Peter, I don't want to hear about your 2 jobs, university, internship, dead parents, dead uncle and 1 living related soul who is a sick old lady, financial struggles, loss of your house and your scooter that got demolished in a car accident. Why didn't you show up to my play? I have to fuck Chad now, bye

Mary Jane Watson, visibly upset, speaks directly to Peter Parker in a dark urban setting. The joke is an exaggerated rejection: Peter lists an absurd number of tragedies, but Mary Jane dismisses them because he missed her play and she is choosing Chad instead. This is used as a sarcastic reaction to someone oversharing personal problems while ignoring a comparatively minor social obligation. EN: Mary Jane Watson, visibly upset, speaks directly to Peter Parker in a dark urban setting. The joke is an exaggerated rejection: Peter lists an absurd number of tragedies, but Mary Jane dismisses them because he missed her play and she is choosing Chad instead. This is used as a sarcastic reaction to someone oversharing personal problems while ignoring a comparatively minor social obligation.

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