The Vanishing Chinese Restaurant

>be me a week ago >high as fucking balls at 1 in the morning downtown >find a random chinese food place >munchies.jpg >go inside >place is greasy as all hell, 2 other people there >only staff I see is one guy at the counter >order food and sit >reeks like cigs >eat >best fucking food Ive ever eaten, the sheer flavor in each bite is like a thousand exploding stars on my tongue >leave feeling the best Ive felt in years >go home and sleep it off >today >search the entirety of downtown >chinese place is gone without a trace what the fuck

A 4chan-style greentext describes an extremely stoned person discovering a grimy Chinese restaurant with unbelievably delicious food, only to find that it has completely vanished the next day. The punchline presents the experience as an inexplicable supernatural or dreamlike event, with the Batman image reinforcing the confused reaction. EN: A 4chan-style greentext describes an extremely stoned person discovering a grimy Chinese restaurant with unbelievably delicious food, only to find that it has completely vanished the next day. The punchline presents the experience as an inexplicable supernatural or dreamlike event, with the Batman image reinforcing the confused reaction.

• @eternalclassic / 42495 2023-11-27