The Most Homosexual Text Ever

Photo of anime girl >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

A 4chan-style greentext post shows an anonymous user introducing a photo of an anime girl, insisting he is straight, then describing the image in increasingly exaggeratedly homosexual terms before asking, “am i gay.” The joke is the contradiction between the narrator’s claim of being straight and his obviously homoerotic reaction, making it useful as an ironic reaction to something unexpectedly gay or overly enthusiastic. EN: A 4chan-style greentext post shows an anonymous user introducing a photo of an anime girl, insisting he is straight, then describing the image in increasingly exaggeratedly homosexual terms before asking, “am i gay.” The joke is the contradiction between the narrator’s claim of being straight and his obviously homoerotic reaction, making it useful as an ironic reaction to something unexpectedly gay or overly enthusiastic.

• @eternalclassic / 40935 2023-10-28
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