Running Looks Suspicious
I went running once >never run >not very good at all >look super unnatural >cop pulls up, asks me if I'm ok, and if I'm running from someone sad day
A text-based anonymous forum post describes someone attempting to run so awkwardly that a police officer stops to ask whether they are okay or fleeing from someone. The punchline is the exaggerated contrast between trying to exercise and looking so unnatural that running appears suspicious, ending in “sad day” self-deprecation.
- @eternalclassic / 42420 2023-11-26
- Template
- Anonymous forum greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×395 · 33.6 KiB
- Mood
- self-deprecating
- Language
- en
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