Gas Pump Pickup Line Fail

>be filling up gas in my car >watching the money counter get close to $30.00 >slow down >$29.84 >$29.95 >$29.98 >do i risk it? >go for it >$30.00 BOOM >go in to pay and the cashier is a cute girl >she smiles at me and says that'll be $30 please >i give her the money >she hands me a receipt with her phone number on it >call me, she says, i like a guy who is good with his fingers >me turn around 360 degrees and walk away i am too scared to call her, but man do i feel good for hitting those 000 trips

A nervous man fills his car with gas and tries to stop the total exactly at $30.00. When the cashier gives him her phone number and flirts with him, he panics and walks away, choosing to celebrate hitting 3,000 trips instead. The joke is about awkwardness, missed romantic opportunities, and absurdly misplaced pride. EN: A nervous man fills his car with gas and tries to stop the total exactly at $30.00. When the cashier gives him her phone number and flirts with him, he panics and walks away, choosing to celebrate hitting 3,000 trips instead. The joke is about awkwardness, missed romantic opportunities, and absurdly misplaced pride.

• @eternalclassic / 42345 2023-11-25