Vanilla Extract Regret

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A printed kitchen order or recipe ticket lists “vanilla extract” over and over with a price of 0.00, followed by the dramatic instructions “MAKE HIM REGRET BEING BORN” and “Pad Thai.” The joke is the absurd escalation from a harmless cake ingredient to an ominous revenge message, making it useful as a reaction to someone deserving exaggerated punishment. EN: A printed kitchen order or recipe ticket lists “vanilla extract” over and over with a price of 0.00, followed by the dramatic instructions “MAKE HIM REGRET BEING BORN” and “Pad Thai.” The joke is the absurd escalation from a harmless cake ingredient to an ominous revenge message, making it useful as a reaction to someone deserving exaggerated punishment.

• @eternalclassic / 42316 2023-11-24