Stolen Bike Particle Ownership

A stolen bike and a purchased bike contain the same number of particles. Structurally, there's no discernible difference. Ownership and theft are unquantifiable abstracts.

A blue-skinned Dr. Manhattan-like figure appears above a pseudo-philosophical claim that a stolen bicycle and a purchased bicycle are physically identical. The joke is the absurdly literal argument that ownership and theft are abstract concepts, used as a reaction to rationalize or mock theft. EN: A blue-skinned Dr. Manhattan-like figure appears above a pseudo-philosophical claim that a stolen bicycle and a purchased bicycle are physically identical. The joke is the absurdly literal argument that ownership and theft are abstract concepts, used as a reaction to rationalize or mock theft.

• @eternalclassic / 42291 2023-11-23