Wizard Needs Staff Combat

Every wizard should hit the gym and learn some staff combat. "Noooooo I mastered the arcane winds" bitch if you're out of mana you need to be ready. You have a 7 foot long piece of wood in your hands. Learn to use it. What's a wizarding opinion that'll get you locked up like this

A bearded Patrick Star dressed as a wizard is shown locked in a wooden stockade while other characters watch. The joke is that a wizard should learn practical staff combat instead of relying entirely on magic, and the absurdly confident opinion gets him “locked up like this” as a humorous reaction. People send it when someone expresses an extreme, unconventional, or socially punishable opinion. EN: A bearded Patrick Star dressed as a wizard is shown locked in a wooden stockade while other characters watch. The joke is that a wizard should learn practical staff combat instead of relying entirely on magic, and the absurdly confident opinion gets him “locked up like this” as a humorous reaction. People send it when someone expresses an extreme, unconventional, or socially punishable opinion.

• @eternalclassic / 42270 2023-11-23