Anakin Becomes Galactic Dictator

>Hey Master Obi-Wan now that we saved Naboo can we go back and free my mom? >No Anakin that is not the Jedi way. >Oh okay - hey Queen Padme since I helped save your planet can I ask a small reward? Can I get some money and a ship for a few weeks so I can go free my mom and bring her here to live peacefully and free on Naboo? >No Ani but come back and see me once you start getting elections 'kay? >Okay. Hey Gungans and Nabooaians, I was the one that blew up the trade federations capital ship and more or less singlehandedly won the war for you. I'm not asking for a reward, just for everyone who can to chip in one or two credits each and someone to take a few days off work to fly me to Tatooine to buy my mom's freedom. She's a slave but she's old and doesn't really do anything so she should be cheap to buy, like 400-500 credits max. That's about the price of 100 meals. Anyone? >Sorry kiddo no one can do! >Okay well guess I'll just grow up to become dictator of the galaxy then.

Anakin Skywalker asks Obi-Wan, Padmé, and the people of Naboo for help freeing his enslaved mother, but everyone refuses or gives him an excuse. The joke is that this neglect supposedly drives Anakin toward becoming Darth Vader and a galactic dictator. EN: Anakin Skywalker asks Obi-Wan, Padmé, and the people of Naboo for help freeing his enslaved mother, but everyone refuses or gives him an excuse. The joke is that this neglect supposedly drives Anakin toward becoming Darth Vader and a galactic dictator.

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