Would You Rather Take the Money

excuse me would you rather $100 or to go on a date with me? oh my God seriously 😳😳 yeah!!!!! this cannot be true 🤭 on a date with you yeah no I'm fine I'll take the money *pure shock*

A goth woman approaches a bearded man on a London sidewalk and asks whether he would rather take $100 or go on a date with her. He appears genuinely shocked, confirms that he would date her, and then immediately chooses the money, leaving her stunned as he walks away. The joke is the abrupt reversal and his brutally practical reaction to the dating offer.

Excuse me, would you rather $100 or to go out on a date with me? Oh my God seriously, this cannot be true! One of those, one of a date with you! No, fine, I'll take the money.

• @sbunem / 90661 2024-12-17