Holiday Calendar for Lazy Workers

HOLIDAY CALENDAR SUN MON TUE WED THU FRI SAT 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 Pretend to work Harry Potter 22 LOTR (directors cut) 23 Die Hard or Shrek 24 Run around shops because you forgot to buy peas (and presents) 25 X-mas no.2 26 Buy discounted Christmas chocolate 27 Eat, drink, sleep, repeat 28 29 30 31 Banya 1 New Year 2 Finish last year's salads day 3 The Hangover 4 Attempt to start Dry Jan 5 Last party before back to work 6 Depression (and hangover) 7 X-mas 8 Pretend to work 9 10 11 Attempt no. 2 to start Dry Jan 12 Run around shops because you forgot to buy peas 13 New Year no. 2 14 Actual Dry Jan start 15 Go use that new gym membership 16 17 Try to remember how to human 18 Ice lake swim

Шуточный праздничный календарь показывает типичный хаос после Рождества: просмотр фильмов, застолья, похмелье, попытки начать Dry January, поздние покупки и неудачное возвращение к работе. Шутка в том, что каждый день до середины января превращается в новое оправдание не работать и продолжать праздновать. EN: A humorous holiday calendar shows the typical chaos after Christmas: movie marathons, feasting, hangovers, attempts to start Dry January, last-minute shopping, and a failed return to work. The joke is that every day until mid-January becomes another excuse not to work and to keep celebrating.

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