This Is Why I Lift
>be me >get yelled at repeatedly by my 2nd grade teacher >grow up to be a massive dude >get stronger at the gym >see the teacher out in public again >she's all nice to me >I yell and berate the shit out of her and she runs away scared shitless This is why I lift
A 4chan-style greentext describes a man who grows into a massive, muscular adult after being bullied by his second-grade teacher. When he meets her again, he aggressively berates her until she runs away, humorously presenting weightlifting as a way to gain revenge and confidence. The image of Homer Simpson flexing reinforces the absurd macho punchline. EN: A 4chan-style greentext describes a man who grows into a massive, muscular adult after being bullied by his second-grade teacher. When he meets her again, he aggressively berates her until she runs away, humorously presenting weightlifting as a way to gain revenge and confidence. The image of Homer Simpson flexing reinforces the absurd macho punchline.
- @eternalclassic / 41890 2023-11-15
- Template
- 4chan greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×527 · 56.3 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, vengeful
- Language
- en
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