Standmaxxing at Grandma’s Funeral

>be me >standmaxxing at grandma's funeral >my mom tells me to sit down because mass is starting >told her i cant because im standmaxxing >get beaten by my father why are boomers like this?

A greentext-style post shows someone standing awkwardly at his grandmother’s funeral because he is “standmaxxing,” refusing to sit during mass and getting beaten by his father. The joke mocks absurd internet self-improvement slang and contrasts it with traditional family expectations. EN: A greentext-style post shows someone standing awkwardly at his grandmother’s funeral because he is “standmaxxing,” refusing to sit during mass and getting beaten by his father. The joke mocks absurd internet self-improvement slang and contrasts it with traditional family expectations.

• @eternalclassic / 41889 2023-11-15