Chinese Emperors and Court Alchemists
Fact: 90% OF CHINESE EMPERORS STOP FUNDING THEIR COURT ALCHEMISTS right before they CONCOCT AN ELIXIR OF IMMORTALITY FOR REAL THIS TIME GUYS!!
A group of men wearing wizard hats sit around a gambling table surrounded by colorful potions. The joke falsely claims that Chinese emperors stopped funding court alchemists just before they invented a real immortality elixir, parodying absurd historical “facts” and conspiracy-style claims. It is used as a reaction to obviously fabricated information presented with exaggerated confidence.
men / мужчиныwizard hats / волшебные шляпыpoker table / покерный столplaying cards / игральные картыpoker chips / фишки для покераcolorful potions / разноцветные зельяalchemy flask / алхимическая колбаsuit / костюмtie / галстукwood-paneled room / комната с деревянными панелямиtabletop gambling game / настольная азартная игра
- @eternalclassic / 41880 2023-11-15
- Template
- Fact right before they...
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- image
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- 697×800 · 111.1 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, satirical
- Language
- en
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