Confident Eye Contact Approach
You're walking into an apartment complex to visit a friend, and you see this woman checking her phone. You feel a sexual desire towards her. How do you open? I wouldn't say anything, simply tip my hat as a walk by and make brief eye contact. As I get to the top of the stairs I'd turn around (she undoubtedly hasn't stopped looking at me) and give her a "follow me" finger wag. Confidence and mystery will work every time
A screenshot shows a woman checking her phone on a staircase, followed by a comment describing an overly confident attempt to attract her with a hat tip, brief eye contact, and a mysterious finger wag. The joke is the exaggerated self-assurance and delusional assumption that she is interested, making it a reaction to absurdly confident flirting. EN: A screenshot shows a woman checking her phone on a staircase, followed by a comment describing an overly confident attempt to attract her with a hat tip, brief eye contact, and a mysterious finger wag. The joke is the exaggerated self-assurance and delusional assumption that she is interested, making it a reaction to absurdly confident flirting.
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- @eternalclassic / 41761 2023-11-13
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- sarcastic, absurd
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