I Did It Again On A Date

I am the guy who takes women out on dates and annoys them. I did it again. I have been really sad lately, so to cheer myself I matched with a girl on tinder and decided to try out this "wigger" character I have been workshopping. I bought some jordans and some oversized shirt and jeans and picked her up blasting "mafia niggaz" by 36 mafia. I had it on loop and I drove her to restaurant that was 20 miles away. The restaurant is chilis. After the third loop, she asked if she could switch songs and I just turned up the volume and said "nah, I needs to get in my zone, pimp." I also finished every sentence with "pimp" or "nah i'm sayin". When we got to the restaurant, I ordered a ton of food-- like $80 worth and even casually ate out of her plate sometimes. I then whipped out a flask and said I had lean in it and kept telling her to try it, knowing she wouldn't. I then told her I had to go to the bathroom and just left the restaurant. Made me feel so much better. I needed that.

A screenshot of a person describing a deliberately obnoxious first date persona. He dresses in oversized clothes, plays the same song repeatedly, uses exaggerated slang, orders lots of food, pressures his date to try lean, and abandons her at the restaurant. The joke is the absurdly self-aware confession that ruining the date was used as emotional self-care. EN: A screenshot of a person describing a deliberately obnoxious first date persona. He dresses in oversized clothes, plays the same song repeatedly, uses exaggerated slang, orders lots of food, pressures his date to try lean, and abandons her at the restaurant. The joke is the absurdly self-aware confession that ruining the date was used as emotional self-care.

• @eternalclassic / 41736 2023-11-12