Emily Opens the Store Hungover

After downing five bottles of wine, four double vodka redbulls and a bag, emily had to open the store on the busiest day of the week at 6AM with no cigarettes or vapes for her nine hour shift. This performance has been compared to that of Michael Jordan playing with the flu in game 5 of the 1997 NBA finals

A young woman in a black shirt and light jeans dances or moves dramatically in a store or workplace. The caption humorously compares Emily enduring a brutal, hungover nine-hour shift without cigarettes or vapes to Michael Jordan’s legendary performance while sick in the 1997 NBA Finals. It is used as an exaggerated reaction to surviving an exhausting situation. EN: A young woman in a black shirt and light jeans dances or moves dramatically in a store or workplace. The caption humorously compares Emily enduring a brutal, hungover nine-hour shift without cigarettes or vapes to Michael Jordan’s legendary performance while sick in the 1997 NBA Finals. It is used as an exaggerated reaction to surviving an exhausting situation.

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