Women My Age Are So Mature

And women my age are definitely SO fucking mature. I don't understand how this generation of women who walk around in their fucking pajamas and underwear and driving their parent's minivan to grown-up daycare so they can get drunk and high and just drip cum from every orifice all fucking day until they have a degree can't find husbands. It just fucking baffles me how this generation of alcoholic cumdumpsters fingering themselves and vaping in bed to vampires and dragons in a shitty one-bedroom apartment with their sweaty fucking bras and yoga pants scattered all over the place smelling like cat piss with some stupid fucking mandala tapestry can't find mature, functional men to marry. This generation of wine-drunk, sweatpants-and-tee-shirt-wearing, scrambled-eggs-burning, hot fries-eating, cheeto-dusted, yerba mate drinking self-sterilizing hormonal research chemical experiments gone horribly fucking wrong needs me to man up. Put me in the screenshot Jesus Christ

A screenshot of an anonymous forum post launches into an exaggerated, aggressively vulgar rant about supposedly immature modern women and claims that the writer must “man up” because they cannot find functional men. The absurdly misogynistic overstatement and the grotesque details make the rant intentionally shocking and ridiculous; the reaction image at the bottom adds a sarcastic punchline. EN: An anonymous forum screenshot launches into an exaggerated, aggressively vulgar rant about supposedly immature modern women and claims that the writer must “man up” because they cannot find functional men. The absurdly misogynistic overstatement and grotesque details make the rant intentionally shocking and ridiculous; the reaction image at the bottom adds a sarcastic punchline.

• @eternalclassic / 41415 2023-11-06