Грязная одежда исчезает за ночь

Загрузи посудомойку, но любая грязная одежда, которую ты положишь в эту корзину Сначала я тоже не поверил! само собой исчезает за ночь. Нет, она не могла уйти от меня! У меня дома есть такой же кофейный столик.

Мужчина и женщина находятся дома: сначала женщина объясняет мужчине, что грязная одежда, положенная в корзину, сама исчезает за ночь. Мужчина сначала не верит, а затем в комедийной сценке заявляет, что одежда не могла уйти от него; в конце полицейским он говорит, что у него дома есть такой же кофейный столик. Это абсурдная пародия на оправдания человека, подозреваемого в краже или другом преступлении. EN: A man and a woman are at home: the woman explains that dirty clothes placed in the basket disappear by themselves overnight. The man initially does not believe it, then comically claims that the clothes could not have left him; at the end, he tells the police that he has the same coffee table at home. It is an absurd parody of the excuses made by someone suspected of theft or another crime.

The dishwasher and then unpack the dishwasher and cook dinner and put the washing on and you know what I can't continue to live like this Hey, hey, hey relax It's gonna be all right How? Here, I'll just show you Okay, I've been doing this since we moved in See this basket thing. I don't know how it happens if it's the house or what But any dirty clothes you put in this basket somehow the next day They're just clean, folded, and in a perfect bowl in your bed. You're not serious. I couldn't believe it at first either, but it just keeps happening. That's what I didn't tell you. I didn't want to jinx it. You are insane. Try it. You'll see. Unless it's only chosen me. See, I don't know. I can't do this. No, wait. There's other things too. plates, cutlery, pizza boxes, dirty tissues, anything you leave on this coffee table just vanish just overnight. I mean sometimes I'll see how far I can push this thing and I'll just leave shit everywhere. And then sure enough the next day it's all gone. Just vanished. It's magic. No, she wouldn't have left me. This is what I think happened. I heard her get up in the middle of the night to get a drink or something. She must have fallen onto the magic coffee table and just vanished. I just vanished! Are you insane? No, he's not insane. I've got the same coffee table at home.

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