Car Collides With King Salmon
Hate Alaska fuck this whole god damn state... jus collided wit a damn King Salmon 🤦♀️
A maroon sedan is parked in the snow with a huge king salmon stuck across its crushed front end. The joke is an exaggerated complaint about Alaska, treating a collision with a giant fish as one more absurd reason to hate the state; it works as a reaction to bizarre bad luck or an unexpectedly ridiculous situation.
maroon sedan / бордовый седанgiant salmon / гигантский лососьcrushed car hood / помятый капот автомобиляbroken front bumper / разбитый передний бамперsnow / снегicy driveway / обледенелая подъездная дорожкаsnow-covered field / заснеженное полеevergreen trees / вечнозелёные деревьяsuburban house / загородный домcar windshield / лобовое стекло автомобиляcar headlights / фары автомобиляfish scales / рыбья чешуя
- @eternalclassic / 40920 2023-10-27
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×779 · 83.6 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, frustrated
- Language
- en
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