Paxos Protocols Get Too Close

Text on the meme

WHEN PROPERLY CUSTOMIZED, PAXOS FAMILY OF PROTOCOLS CAN DELIVER TOP-NOTCH PERFORMANCE AND SCALABILITY MATCHING THOSE OF UNSAFE EVENTUAL CONSISTENCY PROTOCOLS WHILE PROVIDING FAULT-TOLERANCE AGAINST ALL POSSIBLE CORNERCASES !!!

What it means

A startled young man stands at a crowded event while a young woman playfully kisses or licks his cheek. The technical caption compares customized Paxos protocols with unsafe eventual-consistency protocols, using the intimate image as an absurd metaphor for unexpectedly close performance and fault tolerance. It is shared as a reaction to overly enthusiastic technical claims or awkwardly intense praise.

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young man / молодой мужчина young woman / молодая женщина crowd / толпа pink crop top / розовый топ white T-shirt / белая футболка blue jeans / синие джинсы outdoor event / мероприятие на открытом воздухе playful kiss / игривый поцелуй surprised expression / удивлённое выражение лица blue graffiti / синее граффити brown hair / каштановые волосы blond hair / светлые волосы