Virgin Hazmat Worker vs Chad Plague Doctor

VIRGIN HAZMAT WORKER VS CHAD PLAGUE DOCTOR AFRAID HEAVY OXYGEN TANK RUINS HIS POSTURE PLAGUE IS SCARED OF HIM (AND SO ARE YOU) PLAGUE VICTIMS ASK IF HE'S A GOD, HE SAYS NO, THEY THINK HE IS ANYWAY CAN'T EVEN SCRATCH HIS BALLS (HIS WHAT?) PEOPLE PANIC WHEN SEE HIM CAN SCRATCH WHAT AND WHEN HE WANTS BAMF PIMP CANE AS PLAGUE IS HIS BITCH EVEN GAY PEOPLE SAY HE'S GOT FAGGY SHOES VOLUNTEERS AS HE WANTS THE GLORY OF BTFO'ING THE PLAGUE TO HIMSELF DELEGATED TO GO AS HE'S EXPENDABLE BAREFOOT O FUCKS GIVEN

A split-panel meme contrasts a nervous worker in a yellow hazmat suit and oxygen tank with a muscular, barefoot plague doctor wielding a cane. The joke uses the Virgin vs. Chad format to mock the helplessness of ordinary plague workers while portraying the plague doctor as fearless, dominant, and eager to defeat the plague himself. It is used as an exaggerated reaction to someone seeming intimidating, confident, or absurdly powerful.

• @dustinthehead / 927 2020-02-01