Dell server versus girlfriend checklist
Dell PowerEdge R930 Girlfriend Quad CPU ✅ No CPU ❌ Efficient 80+ Platinum PSU ✅ Inefficient ❌ Up to 6TB RAM ✅ No RAM ❌ 1250$ + 120$/mo for power ✅ Spend thousands on food, hand bags, holidays ❌ Comes with excellent cooling system ✅ Hot flushes, overheats in bed ❌ 24 2.5 Inch SAS HDD ✅ No storage ❌
A Dell PowerEdge R930 server is compared with a girlfriend in a checklist format. The joke treats expensive server specifications as desirable relationship qualities while portraying ordinary girlfriend expenses and bodily symptoms as drawbacks. It is used as an ironic reaction about preferring technology, servers, or hardware over romance.
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 11956 2025-04-21
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- image
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- 800×678 · 83.1 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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