Only Watch Netflix in 1080p

YOU WOULDN'T PAY FOR 4K NETFLIX AND THEN DOWNLOAD A CHROMEBOOK RECOVERY IMAGE IN ORDER TO EXTRACT THE AARCH64 WIDEVINE CDM BLOBS AND THEN PATCH IN SUPPORT FOR 16K PAGES AND APPLY MISCELLANEOUS GLIBC COMPAT WORKAROUNDS AND THEN SPOOF YOUR USERAGENT, AND INSTALL A BROWSER EXTENSION TO UNLOCK RESOLUTIONS, TO LEGALLY WATCH YOUR MEDIA IN ONLY 1080P

A deliberately absurd technical rant describes an extremely complicated workaround for watching Netflix media in only 1080p. The joke is that someone avoids paying for 4K Netflix but invests far more effort into extracting Widevine blobs, patching Linux support, and spoofing a browser. It is used as a reaction to excessive technical overengineering and stubborn cost-cutting.

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