My Penis Makes My Bitch Moan

My professor keeps trying to be cool but all it does is make me feel uncomfortable basophilia • In orthochromatophilic stage, cells can[n] acidophilic due to large amounts of Hb • Endomitosis: only nucleus division; withou[t] ○ megakaryoblast → megakaryocyte Granulopoiesis Stages: ("My Penis Makes My Bitch Moan") 1. Myeloblast 2. Promyelocyte 3. Myelocyte 4. Metamyelocyte 5. Band cell/stab cell 6. Mature leucocyte Know: • Promyelocyte characterized by basophilic cytoplasm and primary/azurophilic granules • First visible sign of differentiation appears in m[yelocyte] • “Left shift”- appearance of large numbers of immature cells) and indicates bacterial infection

A screenshot shows a professor’s hematology notes, where the stages of granulopoiesis are memorized with the crude mnemonic “My Penis Makes My Bitch Moan.” The joke is that the professor is trying to make a dry medical lecture feel cool or memorable, but the sexually explicit mnemonic only makes the student uncomfortable. It is used as a reaction to awkward attempts at being edgy or relatable. EN: A screenshot shows a professor’s hematology notes, where the stages of granulopoiesis are memorized with the crude mnemonic “My Penis Makes My Bitch Moan.” The joke is that the professor is trying to make a dry medical lecture feel cool or memorable, but the sexually explicit mnemonic only makes the student uncomfortable. It is used as a reaction to awkward attempts at being edgy or relatable.

• @eternalclassic / 40452 2023-10-18