Maximus Gluttonicus Caloricus

Text on the meme

>My name is Maximus Gluttonicus Caloricus. Commander of the Armies of Applebees. General of the Papa John's legions. Loyal servant of the true emperor, Little Caesar. Owner of a broken scale, wearer of a broken belt, and I will have my dessert, in this meal or the next.

What it means

A split-image parody of Maximus from Gladiator, contrasting his muscular appearance with an overweight man struggling with his clothes. The caption imitates his famous military introduction while replacing Roman references with restaurant chains and turning his vow into a declaration that he will get dessert. It is used as an absurd food-lover reaction to overeating or refusing to skip dessert.

Who

Maximus (Gladiator)

Objects

muscular man / мускулистый мужчина overweight man / полный мужчина Roman armor / римские доспехи black sleeveless shirt / чёрная безрукавка black wrist guards / чёрные наручи dark blue sleeveless shirt / тёмно-синяя безрукавка black track pants / чёрные спортивные штаны eyeglasses / очки belt / ремень broken scale / сломанные весы dessert / десерт restaurant food / ресторанная еда kitchen / кухня split-screen image / разделённое изображение text caption / текстовая подпись