Two straight in a row

You there. ArGAYdian. Are you serious? Two! straight.

A dramatic ancient-warrior scene turns a military exchange into a pun about being gay: a man is identified as an “ArGAYdian,” another reacts in disbelief, and the punchline is “Two! straight.” The red-cloaked figure then walks away through a wheat field as triumphant music makes the absurd revelation feel comically epic. It works as a reaction to unexpectedly discovering that two people are straight, or to mock exaggerated seriousness about someone’s sexuality. EN: A dramatic ancient-warrior scene turns a military exchange into a pun about being gay: a man is identified as an “ArGAYdian,” another reacts in disbelief, and the punchline is “Two! straight.” The red-cloaked figure then walks away through a wheat field as triumphant music makes the absurd revelation feel comically epic. It works as a reaction to unexpectedly discovering that two people are straight, or to mock exaggerated seriousness about someone’s sexuality.

You there, what are your pronouns? They them sir Hmm, and you are Gadeon. What are your pronouns? Z here Z here You black woman Are you serious? We can't let this nonsense spread any further Spartan you have to put things straight I will literally Put things straight my love He doesn't say it. There's no room for jokes when it's war. Not in Sparta. No place to discuss some mentally ill stuff.

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