Accidental Marriage Greentext

>Be me >Best friend and I move into a house together >Neither of us have GFs >Fuck each other because it's better than masturbating >Decide to get married for tax benefits >Adopt a kid to be our little bro >One day while we fuck our balls touch >He doesnt stop and say "no homo" Am I married to a fa[censored] How do I tell our son? 1 reply

A 4chan-style greentext describes two male friends becoming roommates, having sex, marrying for tax benefits, and adopting a child. The punchline is that their relationship becomes an accidental family after they realize their sexual relationship may no longer fit the “no homo” joke. It is used as an absurd, crude reaction meme about escalating situations and unexpected consequences. EN: A 4chan-style greentext describes two male friends becoming roommates, having sex, marrying for tax benefits, and adopting a child. The punchline is that their relationship becomes an accidental family after they realize their sexual relationship may no longer fit the “no homo” joke. It is used as an absurd, crude reaction meme about escalating situations and unexpected consequences.

• @eternalclassic / 40246 2023-10-14