Skyrim Merchant Dragonborn Purchase

>be skyrim merchant >some dragonborn wanders into my shop >buys 1 Scroll of Summon Fire Atronach >buys 1 Potion of Resist Fire >buys 1 box of condoms >does not elaborate further >leaves

A Skyrim merchant describes a Dragonborn buying a fire-summoning scroll, a fire resistance potion, and a box of condoms before leaving without explanation. The joke is that the purchases strongly imply a bizarre and dangerous plan, while the Dragonborn gives the merchant no context. It is used as an absurd reaction to someone making suspicious preparations. EN: A Skyrim merchant describes a Dragonborn buying a fire-summoning scroll, a fire resistance potion, and a box of condoms before leaving without explanation. The joke is that the purchases strongly imply a bizarre and dangerous plan, while the Dragonborn gives the merchant no context. It is used as an absurd reaction to someone making suspicious preparations.

• @eternalclassic / 40215 2023-10-14