Everything Went Surprisingly Well

>SCIENCE: BELIEVED >RENT: PAID >TWITTER SCREENSHOT THREAD: POSTED >SOIJAK THREAD: REPORTED >NETFLIX: CHILLED >HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED >VASECTOMY: RECOVERING >REDDIT: GILDED AND GOLDEN >COMPUTER: MAC >WIFE: BLACKED >WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK >NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED >T: LOW >MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE >MOUTH: AGAPE >FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY >WATER: FLUORINATED >DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED >ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED >COOKIES: ACCEPTED >LGBT: ALLIED >GPS LOCATION: ON >BLACK LIVES: MATTER >SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING >BLACK PANTHER WAKANDA FOREVER: MOVIE OF THE YEAR!!!!!!!

An excited Soyjak raises a drink and points upward while listing a series of stereotypical online and consumer-culture milestones that have supposedly gone perfectly. The joke is the exaggerated checklist of liberal, internet, and lifestyle status signals, ending with emphatic praise for Black Panther: Wakanda Forever; it is typically used ironically to mock performative progressiveness or an absurdly self-satisfied online persona.

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