Childhood Friend Gold Digger

>Married to childhood friend for 6 happy years >Wife wants to read her old diary from about 3rd grade with me >Sounds kinda dumb but if she's happy then fine >Mostly stupid kids stuff with random words like HATE in big writing >Eventually we get to the part where she meets me >According to the diary she only wanted to be friends because her logic was that nerds become rich and she wanted to marry me to get rich >Remember how she was always trying to get me to learn and get into college pretty much entire childhood >This led me to actually get a good job as software engineer >I lead a good life because my wife was a sociopathic gold digging 8 year old

A man recounts reading his wife's childhood diary, discovering that she befriended him because she expected nerds to become rich and wanted to marry him for money. The punchline is that her manipulative plan actually worked, since he became a software engineer and they now have a happy marriage. It is used as an absurd reaction to unexpectedly cynical or calculating childhood behavior. EN: A man recounts reading his wife's childhood diary, discovering that she befriended him because she expected nerds to become rich and wanted to marry him for money. The punchline is that her manipulative plan actually worked, since he became a software engineer and they now have a happy marriage. It is used as an absurd reaction to unexpectedly cynical or calculating childhood behavior.

• @eternalclassic / 39822 2023-10-06