Astolfo Lust Rant

i want to have anal with astolfo I want to fuck astolfo from fate in the ass. I do not give a fuck about all the people saying, "oH bUt hE iS MaLe." Like bitch shut the fuck up and eat a cinnamon roll you fucking orangutans, The thought of Astolfo's moans is enough to transcend my conscience to a new form of omnipresence. I have seen every doujin, every Rule34 post of Astolfo on the internet and the consequences of that is that I scratch at my neck like a meth addict to the point of exposing muscle because I crave dick rubbing Astolfo hentai. The thought of Astolfo's cock is enough to make me bust in my boxers hard enough to burst a hole through my pants, and through my fucking door. And the thought of having Astolfo's asshole open and close in pleasure makes me violently howl in pleasure like the caveman that I am, knowing I will never get the sweaty scent of Astolfo. The thought of fucking Astolfo never leaves my mind, so that leaves me a femboy deprived mess, I crave the musk of Astolfo. I rest my case.

A Discord-style screenshot shows an anonymous user posting an extremely explicit, exaggerated rant about wanting Astolfo from Fate/Apocrypha. The absurd intensity and copypasta-like wording make it a reaction meme for exaggerated thirst, horny fandom posts, and deliberately over-the-top sexual obsession.

• @eternalclassic / 39692 2023-10-04