Bryan Johnson Chasing at Top Capacity

If I saw him while on drugs I’d scream and run like someone was trying to kill me headed to my cardiovascular capacity to chase is in the top 1.5% of 18 year olds.

A screenshot of a social media exchange about Bryan Johnson, showing him taking a mirror selfie in a bathroom while wearing a “DON’T DIE” shirt. The joke is that he looks unnervingly youthful and intense, so the first post imagines fleeing from him while high; Johnson’s reply humorously treats the chase as an athletic test and boasts about his cardiovascular fitness. EN: A screenshot of a social media exchange about Bryan Johnson, showing him taking a mirror selfie in a bathroom while wearing a “DON’T DIE” shirt. The joke is that he looks unnervingly youthful and intense, so the first post imagines fleeing from him while high; Johnson’s reply humorously treats the chase as an athletic test and boasts about his cardiovascular fitness.

• @eternalclassic / 39624 2023-10-02