Beaten Up by a Nine-Year-Old
Beat up by an 8 or 9 year old - park at Richcraft Complex Local Event Is this something that OPS will help me with - can a child be charged with assault? Edit: it was a fair fight. He won. Ive decided to live with my defeat and connect with the non-emergency line and chat. Edit: Spoke with a very kind/empathetic police person. We came to an agreement to not go forward with any further actions after discussing the incident. The police person mentioned if it happens again I should not hesitate to call them at the scene. Edit: Im an adult male. The kid was faster than I thought a kid could be. He hit me really hard which caught me by surprise, but all credit to him, he followed up with some good punches and a couple of good kicks when he knocked me down. Sorry to disappoint that it was one sided. Edit: was gonna walk the nature path behind Richraft. Kid asked me what I was doing. Told him. He called me a loser. I called him a loser. He squared up, I froze a bit. He punched (again like bruce lee fast). I tried to respond, he hit me again. I stumbled. He got me stumbling and finished the job. Not sure what else to say.
A Reddit post describes an adult man being beaten up by an 8- or 9-year-old child near Richcraft Complex. The increasingly detailed edits make the story absurd, especially the claim that the child fought like Bruce Lee, turning the post into a comedic confession of humiliation. It is used as a reaction to situations involving unexpected defeat, embarrassment, or being outmatched by someone much younger.
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- @eternalclassic / 39553 2023-10-01
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- absurd, self-deprecating
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- en
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