Creative Ways to Get Dates

Creative ways you've gotten dates? >Be me >get tinder, have it for about a 2 months and get about 60 matches >half of them don't even reply >don't go on a single date >suddenly a plan hatches >delete tinder >find images of 10/10 chad >re-download and use them as my pictures >get 99+ pending matches within a day >end up with 5,000 matches within a week >plan a date with a 7/10 >tell her to meet up at a bar >go to the same bar around the same time >have her waiting 30 minutes >she texts me "where are you?" >match her on tinder >i'm currently watching her from across the bar >see her get visibly upset >approach her and ask say "hey are you waiting for someone?" >she says 'i was but i think i just got stood up' >tell her "that sucks, can i join you instead?" >she agrees >have a great night and we end up going back to my place and fuck >have done this 10 times already and it works 85% of the time any other anons have creative ways they've gotten dates?

A 4chan-style greentext post describes a man using attractive “Chad” images as his Tinder profile pictures, then secretly watching a match wait at a bar before pretending to comfort her after she is stood up. The punchline is that the deceptive setup leads to a successful date and sex, presented as an absurdly manipulative dating strategy. It is shared as an ironic reaction to extreme online dating schemes and cringe pickup stories.

• @eternalclassic / 39252 2023-09-25