Programming Languages Alignment Chart
lawful good neutral good chaotic good postgres cockroachdb redis lawful neutral true neutral chaotic neutral sqlite datomic mongodb lawful evil neutral evil chaotic evil oracle kafka excel
A nine-panel alignment chart assigns databases and software tools to Dungeons & Dragons moral alignments. The joke comes from treating programming technologies as if they had personalities, with PostgreSQL as lawful good, Excel as chaotic evil, and other tools placed according to developer stereotypes.
alignment chart / таблица мировоззренийdatabase names / названия баз данныхdashed grid boxes / пунктирные ячейкиtext labels / текстовые подписиPostgreSQL / PostgreSQLCockroachDB / CockroachDBRedis / RedisSQLite / SQLiteDatomic / DatomicMongoDB / MongoDBOracle Database / база данных OracleApache Kafka / Apache KafkaMicrosoft Excel / Microsoft Excel
- @profunctor_io / 8076 2022-07-12
- @dev_meme / 4669 2022-07-12
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 4440 2022-07-13
- @right_wing_dev_squads / 7749 2023-10-03
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- Template
- Alignment chart
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×800 · 87.4 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic
- Language
- en
- Added