No Netflix, Read John

Text on the meme

I lied, I don't have Netflix. Sit down, I'm going to read you the Gospel of John

What it means

A cartoon woman stands in a pink bedroom and sitting area, inviting someone to sit down while she offers to read the Gospel of John instead of watching Netflix. The joke is the exaggeratedly wholesome and unexpectedly religious substitute for entertainment, used as a humorous reaction to someone pretending to have plans or offering an unwanted alternative.

Objects

cartoon woman / мультяшная женщина blonde hair / светлые волосы floral shirt / цветочная рубашка pink skirt / розовая юбка bed / кровать pink bedroom / розовая спальня armchair / кресло curtains / занавески window / окно side table / прикроватный столик coffee table / журнальный столик pink ottoman / розовый пуфик pillow / подушка rug / ковёр lamp / лампа wall art / настенный декор