German Pub Toilet Culture Shock

> Join US army > Get occupation overseas > Live in Germany since March > Meet the locals in the pub here > Drink beer, good time with them > Suddenly one of them stands up > "Ich haben ein Scheißen zum machen!" > All of the Germans suddenly stand up > "Auf zum Scheißenbetrachtung!" > They all go to the toilet > Tell me to join them > One guy sits on toilet, the others watch him > He presses out a massive turd > All the other Germans watch it after left the seat > "Mmmh ja ja dies ist ein gute Scheißen!" > Leave pub early > Cant sleep that night I wanna go home.

A soldier describes living in Germany and joining locals at a pub, only to discover that they enthusiastically gather around to watch a man defecate. The joke is an absurd, deliberately crude parody of culture shock and exaggerated German stereotypes, with broken German phrases making the situation even more ridiculous. EN: A soldier describes living in Germany and joining locals at a pub, only to discover that they enthusiastically gather around to watch a man defecate. The joke is an absurd, deliberately crude parody of culture shock and exaggerated German stereotypes, with broken German phrases making the situation even more ridiculous.

• @eternalclassic / 38680 2023-09-13