Suicidal Man Gets Relationship Advice

and the traffic sorry and completely in love

A distressed man in a suit stands on the edge of a skyscraper while a casually dressed man in a cowboy hat approaches him. The conversation begins as an attempt to jump, then turns into a painfully sincere confession about being betrayed in love. The darkly comic contrast makes it useful as a reaction to heartbreak, emotional devastation, or melodramatic oversharing.

Don't try to stop me. I don't want to stop you. I just want to get past. What? I want to get by. You're in the way. I walk around here every day. Get away from all the noise and the traffic. Get up here and get the fresh air. You had the same idea yourself, didn't you? I don't give a damn about the air. I'm about to throw myself off this building. You could kill yourself. That's the whole idea. Oh, all right. I'll just wait until you're finished. Would you mind getting a move on? I'm on my lunch break. I can't do it with you watching. Oh, sorry. Just out of curiosity, why, uh... Have you ever been hopelessly and completely in love, only to find out that you've been used? No, can't say that I have. I love that bitch. And he betrayed me.

• @rzeczyzabawne / 20358 2025-04-12