Ten Months Without Showering

I havent showered in 10 months results: >zero blemishes, blackheads, pimples >bald spot on my scalp actually - regrowing- in >mosquitos and bugs dont bite me anymore first month was rough and smelled like a carcass and itched. after that, i felt like a beast of nature in equilibrium hence. skin just flakes off naturally, i think the thicker dermis contributes to bug invulnerability. humans are mostly hairless animals, not scrubbing the skin daily seems to allow it to work how its intended to. people say i just smell like nothing now, probably good for bears not picking up scent and whatnot. feels based. thats all i have to report for now. Is soap tax a must?

A forum post claims that not showering for ten months eliminated blemishes and made mosquitoes and bugs stop biting. The writer humorously rationalizes the dirt, smell, flaking skin, and possible protection from bears as a natural evolutionary advantage, ending by asking whether soap is really necessary. The joke is the absurdly serious justification of extreme poor hygiene. EN: A forum post claims that not showering for ten months eliminated blemishes and made mosquitoes and bugs stop biting. The writer humorously rationalizes the dirt, smell, flaking skin, and possible protection from bears as a natural evolutionary advantage, ending by asking whether soap is really necessary. The joke is the absurdly serious justification of extreme poor hygiene.

• @eternalclassic / 38300 2023-09-05