Clark Kent’s Obvious Secret Identity

>Kent, get your incredibly muscular 350 lb. nerdy ass in my office >We need to run a story about Superman for our newspaper >We suspect he may have a secret identity >Since you have the exact same hairstyle and facial structure as Superman I want you to do the article >Besides, you seem to know him better than anyone >Take the company car, just try not to accidentally rip the door off its hinges this time >It might be a good idea to have you out of the office for awhile anyway >You keep zoning out and staring at the door to the women's restroom >Oh before you go, can you heat up my coffee with your laser beam eyes real quick? >Thanks. Clark

Clark Kent is shown at work while his boss casually lists all the obvious clues that he is Superman, including his identical appearance, superhuman strength, laser eyes, and fixation on the women’s restroom. The joke is that Clark’s secret identity is completely transparent, making this useful as a reaction to someone being extremely obvious or bad at hiding something.

• @eternalclassic / 38063 2023-09-01