The Spreadsheet Apartment Stalker

>>52627703 # Use her social media. I love tiktok. Women share so much on tiktok these days. Do they have a dog? Do they live in an apartment? Do they live on the ground floor? How long is their hair? Do they live with their parents? Do they live alone? I see it all. I love to watch They link their Instagram, it's all public, such nice hair, they post stories. You can figure out where they live, look at the reflection from the mirror in this video, spot a large building out the window that video, I see it all, I keep a spreadsheet. I draw little floor plans and maps of their apartments and homes from their videos, it's a hobby, it's harmless Do they stay up late, when do they sleep? Watch her stories, she's out celebrating with friends, nobody is home, plenty of closet space to hide in, wait til they come home, fall asleep, maybe touch her hair, maybe cut some off, I collect it, very nice hair, she's asleep, they never know, you can take lots.

A 4chan-style text post describes obsessively analyzing women’s TikTok and Instagram posts to determine where they live, map their homes, track their routines, and secretly enter while they sleep. The exaggerated escalation from harmless social-media browsing to stalking, home invasion, and collecting hair creates the darkly absurd punchline. It is used as a creepy reaction to oversharing online or to joke about extreme parasocial behavior.

• @eternalclassic / 37888 2023-08-28