Atheist Christmas Tree Note

Atheism turned me into a little cringe retard when I was a teenager. On christmas day when I was 14 I came downstairs during the night and destroyed the tree and left a note for my family. I can't remember exactly but the note was something like >I have removed the Angel from the tree and replaced it with a Bunsen Burner. The real bringer of light. >I have removed the chocolate from the tree. Science doesn't allow chocolate to grow on trees >I have removed the decorations for the same reason >The presents beneath the tree will be burnt if I ever see them placed in the presence of religion again My dad beat the shit out of me and gave all my presents to my brothers.

A teenager describes destroying the family Christmas tree and replacing its angel with a Bunsen burner, while removing the chocolate and decorations in the name of atheism and science. The punchline is that his father beat him and gave his presents to his brothers, making the story a darkly absurd reaction meme about edgy teenage atheism and Christmas rebellion. EN: A teenager describes destroying the family Christmas tree and replacing its angel with a Bunsen burner, while removing the chocolate and decorations in the name of atheism and science. The punchline is that his father beat him and gave his presents to his brothers, making the story a darkly absurd reaction meme about edgy teenage atheism and Christmas rebellion.

• @eternalclassic / 37738 2023-08-25