Elf-Hating True Love Plan
>hate elves >Take on elven wife >Keep my personal hatred of elves a secret >Make her fall in love with me so hard that she cries everytime I leave on campaign >Have filthy half elf children with her >Get old >Die >She is forced to live on hundreds of years with the pain of her true love forever gone. Haha get owned knife ears
A greentext narrator secretly hates elves but marries an elven woman, has children with her, and dies so she must live for centuries grieving her true love. The punchline is the absurdly elaborate revenge plan and the fantasy slur “knife ears” aimed at elves.
- @eternalclassic / 37727 2023-08-25
- Template
- Greentext
- Type
- image
- Size
- 730×800 · 71.9 KiB
- Mood
- darkly humorous
- Language
- en
- Added